佐戾的天涯
貓會大便耶!
2011年3月9日 星期三
2010年9月7日 星期二
E-mail 收到的,转发:THE 'AH BENG' CLUB'S SPEECH FOR SINGAPORE NATIONAL DAY
THE 'AH BENG' CLUB'S SPEECH FOR SINGAPORE NATIONAL DAY
Under the 'ang moh' we all live happily together, no complain.
Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains
One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay song.
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
We all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?
So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others 'see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say'Very funny!
Got nothing how come they can still make money?'
Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.
Nowadays even small kids can also afford hand phone.
Sea port, airport also can become Number One.
He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.
But some people look at us also not happy.
Actually they jealous don't want to say only.
So every time their country got something wrong.
They all say Singapore's behind it all along.
Everybody know we water no enough.
They turn off tap only we all cannot last.
They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut! Cut! Cut!'
Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.
We all hear already also 'buay tahan'
Wah liao, they think we small can makan!
But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very scared.
We want to build water desalination plant already so not so bad.
But their own economy now all go bust.
Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.
Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend friend,
Got so much money,! a bit more also donno how to lend.
They say we all only one small red dot,
Like the center of a big dartboard.
Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,
That's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.
But we all still send them a lot of rice.
Show the world we actually very very nice.
Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.
But we all gentleman wan, don't want to fight back.
I think hor maybe they don't understand us very well.
That's why relationship sometimes like heaven sometimes like hell
Some say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,
That's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger CupI think hor,
Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot -Size small small but still very very hot.
2010年7月13日 星期二
2010年7月9日 星期五
搞什麼部落格!?
2010年6月12日 星期六
今早的争取地契更新费多付回扣活动,被市议会干涉
八点四十五分左右,市议会派了两个执法人员前来(一男一女),指示必须立即离开现场。而陈则胜及卢增国拒绝离开。并且在现场逗留了半个小时左右。
1. 九点多,社青团副团长李生恩到达现场,三人将桌椅搬往原本在进行清洁工作的地点。(也就是前一天行动党社青团工作地点)
1. 这时桌椅摆在围栏线外,李生恩向市议会执法人员表示,在周六繁忙情况下,进行清洁工作不合理,也影响附近的摊贩生意。要求立即将地上的湿水抹干,以方便民众行走。因为考虑到可能导致老人行走不慎滑到,要求当局立即处理这情况。
2. 当局没有立即采取行动。反而继续要求行动党离开该处。李生恩要求整理滑地不果,唯有自行前往中央市场对面的杂货店购买两个拖把,并把该处的湿地自行抹干,与卢增国一起进行。此时蓝衣执法人员增加,约有十多人。
1. 地板已经抹干。拆除封锁线,行动党将桌椅摆放至前一天同样的位置。(即中央市场正门口前,向马路的一边)。围观人群渐渐增加。
十点二十分左右,执法人员负责人过来给最后警告,行动党解释仍有民众要拿地契影印本来交给行动党,而且已经公告在报章上,这是直到中午十二点的行动,所以要求宽限。此时市议会执法人员约有二十人。
执法人员强行搬走桌椅,现场有民众及行动党员阻止如此行为。但市议会执法人员仍然强行搬开桌椅。并把桌椅、火箭报、地契影印本、布条等行动党文具搬上市议会货车。此时砂州宣传秘书黄培根抵达现场。
在被执法人员强行取走物品之后,黄培根、陈则胜、李生恩、卢增国及刘会文一行人,前往警局报案。而市议会现场继续收集行动,由陈其英、李道洪(诗巫支部宣传秘书)看守。之后再要求党部工作人员搬来另一张桌子,及两面行动党旗,继续进行该活动。
1. 报案回来,一行人继续在该处活动,直到中午十二时整才离开。
2010年5月8日 星期六
补选打油诗!(转贴)
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